Friday, April 4, 2008

sis-using

i am a terrible person.
particularly towards my sisters...

while they actually protect me, love me, stick up for me, talk nice things about me on their blogs, make emberassingly love-full comments on my facebook wall, bring me up as a soap-opera and romantic commedy loving man, and generally behave like sisters, i use them all the time to get favours...

im like a cat who comes around only for the food and the sleep.
i wonder if they are convinced of this as well.. i feel really bad cause i truly love them.
i know my attitude is bad. i will have to fix it all.
so i promised myself that...

when i'll be in China i'll have them all come over and will treat them like queens.
i will buy a trolley to attach to my bike, will pad it with flowers and nice pillows, and will carry them around the town for shopping.
i will also cook for them, and make sure they do not eat dog.
i will bring them to have a nice massage somewhere, and will treat them to all the best experiences possible...

i will make sure their husbands are also entertained either back home, or on the street.
this means that they will be on a routine of cleaning the house and cooking (though i have a feeling this is already the way it works, knowing my sisters' despote nature)...

anyway i am just filling you all in on some of my important thoughts in life...

namaste

ShidON

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

nice to be the first 'despot' to answer this email...you know how evil/uglier those two can be. frankly, you owe me more than a padded and flowery rikshaw ride---after all, I was the one changing your diapers all those years! my love, how i adore you each day more.

Elizabeth said...

If your sisters' friends come to China, will you make sure they don't eat dog too? That would be a great service.

amy said...

buuuaaaaaaaaaaaah! you're making me cry. i know you. you think you can just post a fluffly post about how much you love us and then feed us dog. I KNOW YOU!
also - *anonymous* - puh-lease. we all know you and that other sister bailed on us when we were just wee ones. Shido and I were left all alone to fight for ourselves. he obviously will pedal faster when taking me for a ride.
ps: elizabeth - don't worry. no one will let you eat cute puppies.

Anonymous said...

um.

why just a visit?

can you keep them?

permanently?

please?

limonana said...

something tells me one of my brothers just may have wrote that last comment. hmmmmm... you're such a good brother :O)

amy said...

mmmmmh. one of the sahba brothers is now in trouble.

Anonymous said...

and what about your parents???? what do you do with them?